MAGNET: Not to brag, but I can now carry $250 worth of…

Ephemera brings you the "Not to brag, but I can now carry $250 worth of…" magnet. This rectangular piece, known for its brutally honest and hilarious statement, is a must-have for those who enjoy a dash of sarcasm. Made for your fridge, locker, or any magnetic surface, this magnet is a great way to showcase your quirky humor. With over 30 years of experience, we produce novelty items that are sure to make you giggle, chortle, snicker, and guffaw. Enjoy the conversations this unique Ephemera magnet is sure to inspire.