Granny Panty Club - Funny Birthday New Mom Friendship Card

You have been warned. Thongs are no longer authorized beyond this point (THANK GOD! who invented those things?!) Comfortable cotton briefs only. New moms, anyone over 40 and anyone who has been married for more than 6 weeks knows thongs are for the single people. My booty does not need to be wearing its own flip flop. You can keep your permanent wedgies. Pretty vintage lace with light blue and retro lettering make this card an instant classic! Printed on 130 pound card stock with bright color. Comes with an envelope and packed in a protective cello sleeve.