Golden Years Greeting Card

Made in the USA. Outside: As you reach your golden years please remember that the following combinations DO NOT work well together. Inside: Bifocals and a nose ring support hose and a mini skirt Cellulite and bikinis varicose veins and shorts a walker and in- line skates Depends and a thong Dentures and a pierced tongue Gallbladder scars and a belly ring Corn pads and a toe ring Liver spots and tube tops